I was riding the bus in to work this morning, thinking about the Marketing Sherpa event I am going to next week, and the Salesforce.com event I am speaking at the week after, and I was inspired to write this song for you….sung to the tune of "Christmas Time is Here" from the Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
Events time is here
Giveaways and gear
Fun for all
But marketers call
Their hardest time of year
Commerce in the air
Booth babes everywhere
Demo times
And clever rhymes
To prompt prospects to share
ROI just fair
And proving it’s a bear
Sales are rare, Marketers glare
Was it really worth the fare?
Events time is here
Expo’s end is near
We wish that we could simply see
If our budget’s blown this year…
